Kelpies

We'll walk around with steampunk parasols like some futuristic kick-butt victorian women. I'll bring my aviator hat.

Forget paper umbrellas, how about full-on parasols?

I understand that. I have burnt that bad myself.

Freckles are amazing. I know because I have none. I tan. Then I burn. You should have seen my face when I went surfing. It was baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I'll catch some fish in the pool! (Just so you know, my first try I accidentally spelled 'pool' 'poop'.)

False, sleep for the week.

Granted. Your bike is on fire. The ground is on fire. Your mom is on fire. You are on fire. Everything is on fire. Your local pyromaniac is having a ...

So... 30 more minutes and then you sleep? For sure?

Agreed. With both of you.

You went to Las Vegas, and played poker. A gang boss showed up and accused you of being a cheetah (Get it? Cheetah? HAHAHAHA... Kill me). You calmly explained to ...

Human imagination is simultaneously the most fascinating, innocent, and dark thing in existence.

Yep. I've written the most disturbing thing I've ever read. And eventually deleted it.

That's not healthy.

Like?

I want to sleep, but things keep waking me up...