Kelpies

Goodbye! No, what's the other one?

Granted, but then you are always tired and can never get anything done. I wish that I was a dragon...

Granted, but then you spill it all over yourself. I wish I could run fast...

No, she said moo so I turned into a chicken!

Balk balk balk balk balk....... Balk balk balk balk balk bacaa!

Can't eat oil...

Whilst you are all laying claim to the land, I am living quite happily in a far off kingdom of my own. Correction- A rather fish-filled lagoon.

I started writing absolute rubbish at 9, but I do believe that I've made some serious improvements in the 4 years since.

no.

Who said? You did. It's a free website. I can ask as many questions as I like.

Well you are just convinced to complain now aren't you?

I don't always spam. But seriously, isn't most of these 99 pages spam?

Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. ...

Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. Actually I will win, and everything I post is spam. ...

One of those spam comments will win.