Kelpies

"I'm the Queen of Hearts- obviously."

MUahahahahaha we're rich.

WE CONTROL THE CAFFEINE SO WE'RE MAKING EVERYONE TIRED 24/7!!!!!!

"I don't have a problem, I am a problem." I clarified.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"OR FIGHT THE THINGS!!!"

"Plenty more where that came from." I said, getting back to my feet and brushing myself off. I hefted my scythe back onto my shoulder. "Any more monster butt to ...

DEPLOY THE AIRBORNE TIRED SERUM

I waved. "What's up?" I realized what I had said, then collapsed giggling. "YOU ARE!"

So, is the sleep serum a go?

(Yeah. Hmm...) "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!" I exclaimed, running up to it and with a final swing of my scythe it's disgusting little head rolled across the floor. I was ...

*Plots world domination*

So, who is posting next?

Chessy I decided it would be fun to race from one end of the ceiling to the other, and did so a few times. I then wondered why no one ...

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