Kelpies

HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRIES LOUDLY*

Did you mean Star Trek Q or just a random letter?

Not my dad.

I just generally sliced the thing up.

I tackled it with my scythe. "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!"

"Nope! But I know what it's going to be!" I said, running off in the general direction.

He's my dad.

I don't think he'd approve of the whole 'organized crime' thing...

The only engineer I know happens to be my father.

Everything is going as planned! *Large tower with my name on it falls over* That was meant to happen...

"No! I'm not the actual queen of Hearts! Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is fiction!" I grumbled.

"Not fun. Well- I would imagine so, I've never had a sister. Or eaten anyone."

I pouted- not actually sure whether I was disappointed or not.

"Death!" I said enthusiastically.

"It wasn't so much what you said, they just agree with your general confusion- or maybe that's not the right word. Ehh, whatever."