Kelpies

Yeah well, who's in for a not-actually-directed-at-you insult battle?

My brother is 3 years 16 hours older than I am, and he's a wonderful young man. However, he's on the high end of the spectrum, can barely talk, and ...

I'm the youngest... However my brother's autistic so I may as well be the oldest...

"Good is a matter of perspective." I evaded the question. I didn't really want to shake his hand either- I didn't like people touching me.

Older or younger siblings?

Elly My hand slipped when I heard the knock on the door, slicing a piece of my back I hadn't been particularly keen on cutting. I grumbled, there were still ...

I would prefer not to become involved in a raging temper tantrum. I decided to read a book- almost any book. I pulled one off the shelf that looked interesting. ...

How do you manage? The most we ever had was 30-ish chickens, 10 goats, three cats, a dog, and one other sibling.

I have three cats, a dog, and six chickens. Sorry about your cat scratching you, Socks scratches me all the time without warning- it's quite annoying.

I quickly read the paper- it felt extremely strange- being involved in someone else's world. But now that I had this information- I didn't know exactly what to do with ...

^Gold. (Shh, it's an arrow pointing up.)

"My bad, I ask too many questions." It made sense- I hadn't been alive for more than nine years. And... I'd been free for less than half of that.

That makes no sense. Even in my little world of logic I can come up with only one explanation.

"You are immortal, however based on the fact that you are the third implies that you have predecessors. So... What happened to them? Or are you the first immortal being ...

Thanks! I need to read it so bad...