Kelpies

Your grammar hurts.

"I'd totally do it! I mean- I'd probably get bored after a while and kill my employer but... Still, it'll be fun!" She giggles maniacally. - Heartbeat (Her book doesn't ...

Why?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Mehh

"How is it possible to learn everything?" - Winter from The Winter Sniper If you could save the world but lose everyone you'd ever known, would you do it?

Potato sound potato sound!

Don't people already do that?

No.

No.

YES!

"You certainly don't seem fine."

I just told you how to bake awesomeness.

Yes they are. Especially if you cut them in half, core them, and put chocolate and maple syrup in the hollow where the core was, then microwave it.