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  • Archive Re: Truce of the Elements [FULL]

    Honovi | Forest's Edge Honovi sat on a sturdy limb, his back supported by the trunk as he fiddled with his hair, trying to tame the unruly locks into some ...

    Jun 3, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm | Rubble Sorm sat despondent in the remains of Training Room B near the remains of his trampled hat. He gently picked it up, brushed off some rubble, and ...

    May 30, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm | Training Room B Sorm had just been getting into the swing of things (literally with how enthusiastic Atalanta was with the rag doll upswinging-downswinging-everywheretheswinging routine she had

    May 22, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm | Outside Girls' Dorm Just outside the kitchen window of the girls' dorm, perfectly positioned to admire Atalanta's hearty appetite, sat a suspiciously suspicious non-bush, made more suspiciously

    May 20, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm About You Please answer a series of questions so we can all get to know you better. Q: Do you identify as a male, a female, or something else? ...

    May 17, 2012
  • Archive Re: Truce of the Elements [FULL]

    Name: Honovi Age: 18 Kingdom: Wood Appearance: Honovi is lithe and wiry, as befitting someone who spends his days climbing among the highest branches of the trees and navigating the ...

    May 15, 2012
  • Archive Re: Pokébook: Kanto

    And Murtle murtled.

    May 5, 2012
  • Archive Re: Another Claim [Started] [Invite Only]

    Wonders where Lumipost is.

    Feb 12, 2012
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    High above the horizon, clinging tenuously to the tail of a "g", Kyllorac dangled above most of YWS, Kyllorac's ladder of Likes having crumbled just as Kyllorac grabbed hold of ...

    Oct 31, 2011
  • Archive Re: Pokébook: Kanto

    Murtle was having fun. Lots of it. It was difficult not to laugh, though, though not laughing made the fun even funnier, and Murtle wasn't finished having fun yet, oh ...

    Oct 12, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    "HIYAAAAAAAAAH!" came the exaggerated war-cry, hearkening to decades of pop-cultural osmosis of action flicks starring Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. "HOWAAAAAAAAAH~HA!" came the parodied cry of the pr

    Oct 10, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    Now, when the narrator said "they all", the narrator obviously excluded Kyllorac who was holding Pigeon at armslength the entire time while the mostly-zombie was still happily (or not so) ...

    Oct 6, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    "Marlins are better!" We I shout back in defiance. "And so are Brownings!" "But what about lever-actions?" asks Dover. "They're fast, but have you ever tried to fix a jam ...

    Oct 3, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    We shoot off a bolt of modly lightning at a gang of chatlings that come too close while We try to piece together the lagged-out words of Our unfortunate sister ...

    Oct 2, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    We quickly stuff Our hair under Our helmet, safely out of reach. "We shoot it yes. Before it plays with Our hair." We go to do so. "WAIT!" cries Lumi ...

    Oct 2, 2011


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— vic