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  • Archive Re: Night of the Living Tagbook

    Deep in the darkness of an ouiblette, Kale twitched. For the first time in who-knows-how-long-because-Kale-sure-didn't, there were voices. Human voices. Hopefully. Though was that a dog? Dogs were goo

    Oct 18, 2019
  • Archive Re: Murder on the Holiday Express

    Except for Kyll who, having been shut inside the soundproofed confines of the cookie-and-coffee cupboard, heard nothing of the goings on outside. Not the scream. Not the dramatic CLAP OF ...

    Dec 13, 2017
  • Archive Re: Murder on the Holiday Express

    Meanwhile, in the ashes of @Sheytato's potato museum, a solitary Kyll munched on some well-roasted tubers and watched the murder train roll on by. It had been a while since ...

    Dec 3, 2017
  • Archive Re: The S.S.Y.W.S.

    Kyll was not pleased. At all. Okay, so launching icing at the administration had been fun and all (especially with the volleys of friendly fire), but with the splitting of ...

    Oct 16, 2017
  • Archive Re: Schadenfreude!

    "So..." Kyll began once the gang had snapped their way down most of the hallway outside Lumi's office. "Lizzy, lovely, would you say you're feeling a bit deflated by your ...

    Sep 5, 2017
  • Archive Re: Chat Room Apocalypse

    Never being one to maintain continuity , much less write stories linearly, Kyll forced a brief narrative backtrack to shortly after the math class escapade, where we find a Kyll ...

    Sep 23, 2015
  • Archive Re: Chat Room Apocalypse

    All was quiet in the Archives. At least, it was before the pair in the rafters dropped down, causing the battle music to start up as a wild @Rydia and ...

    Aug 25, 2015
  • Archive Re: Cookiebook II: Electric Boogaloo [be ridiculous]

    This will probably be my only post in this. Fair warning. On the bus Kyll had a Plan. It was an evil little Plan as all Kyll Plans (TM) were, ...

    Apr 9, 2014
  • Archive Re: Cotton [Come One, Come ALL]

    An Act of God (not really) drowns out the cacophony of screaming victims with a monster hurricane. All along the Atlantic coast, the air is thick with rain turned to ...

    Aug 19, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm | Hideout After making a quick stopover to nab that fine turban pin, Sorm retreated to his hideout in the bushes outside the girls' dorm and proceeded to create ...

    Jul 18, 2012
  • Archive Re: Truce of the Elements [FULL]

    Honovi | On the Run It only took one glance at the sprayed man's face to see that he was out for blood, so while the man's brother dealt with ...

    Jul 10, 2012
  • Archive Re: Cotton [Come One, Come ALL]

    One Cotton-Soft Morning It was just before dawn on the East Coast, and the fields of Southern cotton swayed gently in the pre-dawn breeze. To one with an imagination, it ...

    Jul 7, 2012
  • Archive Re: Cotton [Come One, Come ALL]

    ! ! ! WARNING ! ! ! This storybook runs on pure, unadulterated CRAZY. Please leave your sanity at the first post. Premise: You know the cotton ball: an innocuous ...

    Jul 7, 2012
  • Archive Re: Truce of the Elements [FULL]

    Honovi | Dining Hall Honovi was... well. He wasn't panicking exactly, but he wasn't exactly calm either. He was currently in that place between level reason and OMGWHATDOIDOOOOOOO!!! and trying ...

    Jun 23, 2012
  • Archive Re: Academy Redux³ [R]

    Sorm | Dougie's Door "Ho, schtop cryink!" The boy on the floor, half under the bed, cried harder as Sorm turned back to Ata. "Az Hy voz sayink, dere iz ...

    Jun 7, 2012


The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
— Mark Twain