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  • Research Re: I Answer Animal Questions

    I hope you don't mind me dropping in to answer part of this one, @JoeBookman, but I have a lot of friends who are marine biologists (though I prefer terrestrial ...

    Jan 27, 2018
  • Research Archives Re: Asthmatic Character?

    Pollen doesn't bother me, and I'm not allergic, but the things that do bother me are cigarette smoke (but not woodsmoke since I grew up around a lot of it) ...

    Jan 27, 2018
  • Knights of the Green Room Re: Knights of the Green Room Great Hall

    *coughs whike surreptitiously slipping Squire @rosette some Training Knives *

    Jan 20, 2018
  • WRFF Archive Re: (Un)Timely Reviews

    Done with Lumi's. Need to finish this one:

    Jan 18, 2018
  • Knights of the Green Room Re: Knights of the Green Room Great Hall

    Then sally forth, Squire @rosette, and slay Ten Green Beasts . Bring back their heads (or tails, or the least-icky bit of body you don't mind touching--a lock of hair ...

    Jan 17, 2018
  • Research Archives Re: Asthmatic Character?

    On a side note, kinda, one scenario that could naturally highlight him having asthma is him struggling with breathing in cold weather. It depends on the climate of your setting, ...

    Jan 17, 2018
  • Research Re: Farm ownership questions!(Are horse stories still loved?)

    I think every girl goes through a horse-crazy phase at some point, and some girls never grow out of it. Girls being crazy about horses is a stereotype in and ...

    Jan 17, 2018
  • Archive Re: Murder on the Holiday Express

    Except for Kyll who, having been shut inside the soundproofed confines of the cookie-and-coffee cupboard, heard nothing of the goings on outside. Not the scream. Not the dramatic CLAP OF ...

    Dec 13, 2017
  • Archive Re: Murder on the Holiday Express

    Meanwhile, in the ashes of @Sheytato's potato museum, a solitary Kyll munched on some well-roasted tubers and watched the murder train roll on by. It had been a while since ...

    Dec 3, 2017
  • Writing Tips Re: Advice for the format of my story?

    I think the journal entries approach works, but something you could potentially try is first person present tense, so that way you get the closeness of first person with the ...

    Dec 2, 2017
  • Writing Tips Re: Wordlbuilding/Character Questionnaires

    I don't use templates or questionnaires myself, so sadly, I don't have any to recommend. Some things I do consider for my own worldbuilding are things like climate, number of ...

    Dec 2, 2017
  • Writing Tips Re: Serious Writing Trouble?

    Have you tried focusing on just getting words out, regardless of quality, and leaving the editing for a later draft. I used to run into blocks all the time because ...

    Dec 2, 2017
  • Official Polls Re: How did you find YWS?

    A long, long time ago in a forum long since dead, a Kyll encountered a link after suffering burnout from another writing-oriented site. Several layout changes and much lurking later, ...

    Dec 2, 2017
  • Contests Re: REPRESENT! (A contest by Queer Inklings)

    Cool. I'm rounding the pot up to an evenly-divisible 20k so you should all be receiving 5k points apiece. Congratulations and thanks for participating!

    Dec 2, 2017
  • Contests Re: REPRESENT! (A contest by Queer Inklings)

    We judges are discussing a change to the prizes since there were only four entries, and we feel it wouldn't be fair for one person to not win anything when ...

    Dec 1, 2017


To be a master of metaphor is the greatest thing by far. It is the one thing that cannot be learnt from others, and it is also a sign of genius.
— Aristotle, Poetics