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Hobbits meet 1920s USA. Chaos ensues as the mob is overtaken by halflings, and all the country trembles before the appetites of their new overlords.

Tigad The king was almost to his study when a servant caught up to him, out of breath from running. Tigad stopped and let the servant catch his breath before ...

Aw, Solv, you left out some of the best parts, like the comparisons to a crappy horror movie and Cthulhu. :P Yuri, I save everything. It is how I know ...

Chimpacabra. I tell you all, Chimpacabra . I even have chat logs to prove it, and I was the in chat all by myself after it went back up. As ...

Tigad "Really, Sire, you need your rest. That pressure you've been feeling on your chest is tied to overwork, I am certain of it." Ilgard hovered around his king, concern ...

Garis Few things took Garis by surprise, but Rosalie's terms almost floored him. So much for her being the sweetest of the lot. The assassin looked at her with a ...

Alas, I regret to inform you all that F.R.E.D. is gone. Devoured. Eaten by the dread Chimpacabra. And we're next on the menu.

Garis Garis had been trailing Princess Rosalie from the moment she had left the castle in her poor disguise; no one with eyes in their head would have believed the ...

Count me in. Profile later. Name: Zane Thomas Age: 25 Gender: Male Occupation: Cruise Director (responsible for entertainment) Appearance: A bit on the stout side, and quite tall, Zane would ...

Tigad "Leave me alone!" was all the king heard before a blur of torn dress and tangled hair ran into him. Fortunately for him, Tigad had braced himself at the ...

Count me in as the assassin. Will add profile later (like everyone else XD). Name: Garis Age: late teens to early 20s; being an orphan, he doesn't know his birthday ...

Tigad The king stepped forward to inspect his future queen, brushing the hair out of her face to get a better look at her. Without the large bruise marring her ...

Mwahahaha! I am rebellious. :P

King of Acoteg. Will edit profile as I finish it. Finished. Name: Tigad Age: 38 Country: Acoteg Appearance: With his mousey brown hair and weak brown eyes, middling height, and ...

In the first verse especially, it was really obvious that you picked words to end lines with just because they rhymed. This is because you jumped around so much with ...