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  • Lyric Poetry Re: meen peeple

    Hello there, spazz. I'll be reviewing you this fine day. Be prepared. First off, I'd like to mention your spelling and punctuation. Right now, both are rather terrible, to put ...

    Oct 16, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: The Official "Omg, I got my name changed!" thread

    I switch between Kyllorac and Murtle on any given reason.

    Oct 15, 2011
  • Writers Corner Re: Relationships in novels.

    German = killer = stereotypical much? I don't generally write romance, but when I do, I tend to build things up slowly. Depending on the characters, the build up will ...

    Oct 15, 2011
  • Archive Re: Pokébook: Kanto

    Murtle was having fun. Lots of it. It was difficult not to laugh, though, though not laughing made the fun even funnier, and Murtle wasn't finished having fun yet, oh ...

    Oct 12, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    "HIYAAAAAAAAAH!" came the exaggerated war-cry, hearkening to decades of pop-cultural osmosis of action flicks starring Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. "HOWAAAAAAAAAH~HA!" came the parodied cry of the pr

    Oct 10, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: How much research do you do for writing?

    It depends on what I'm writing. For science-fiction, it depends heavily on what fields of science are involved. If it deals with a field I'm very familiar with, I don't ...

    Oct 10, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: YWS Screencaps

    Lumi + Precognition = OTP YWSprecog.png Not only does he induce it, he engages in it.

    Oct 9, 2011
  • Dramatic Poetry Re: Letting Go

    Consider this a courtesy of Zombies! ;P And ancientforever has given you quite the thorough review there. I agree with everything she has already pointed out, though I still have ...

    Oct 9, 2011
  • Dramatic Poetry Re: I was dreaming the night he died

    I was dreaming the night he died of gold-lit fields, a deep blue river cast beneath a setting sun that never touched the ground, even though the earth reached high ...

    Oct 9, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: URGENT! Animals Missing From Your Area!

    So what do they do, try to ban pets? Yes, actually. Taken directly from this page : We at PETA very much love the animal companions who share our homes, ...

    Oct 8, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    Now, when the narrator said "they all", the narrator obviously excluded Kyllorac who was holding Pigeon at armslength the entire time while the mostly-zombie was still happily (or not so) ...

    Oct 6, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: URGENT! Animals Missing From Your Area!

    The first visual dissection link contains information from a seller. As such, all information taken from that site must be regarded skeptically as their whole purpose is to sell their ...

    Oct 5, 2011
  • Lounge, The Re: URGENT! Animals Missing From Your Area!

    Actually, as a person studying to be a veterinarian, I can pretty safely say that there is no true substitute for dissection. Pictures, models, videos, diagrams, etc. only go so ...

    Oct 5, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    "Marlins are better!" We I shout back in defiance. "And so are Brownings!" "But what about lever-actions?" asks Dover. "They're fast, but have you ever tried to fix a jam ...

    Oct 3, 2011
  • Archive Re: Zombies!

    We shoot off a bolt of modly lightning at a gang of chatlings that come too close while We try to piece together the lagged-out words of Our unfortunate sister ...

    Oct 2, 2011


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