Kafkaescence

Hey Alyssa! You will not be disappointed. It's a truly incredible site. Here are just a few of the amazing panoply of things you can do here: :arrow: Write reviews. ...

Hey, Gretchen! Call me Kafka. You'll feel right at home here. There's never a shortage pf things to do, whether it's socializing with other users, writing reviews, submitting work, or ...

Hi! Call me Kafka. Glad you came across the site! It was definitely a great choice getting an account here. There's never a shortage of things to do - from ...

Hey Cat! Call me Kafka. It definitely can be confusing at first. You are right about that. But you learn quickly, especially since everyone I've met on the site has ...

Hey, Raven! Man, I agree with Ear. Wish I'd seen this when I signed up. Probably would have made everything so much easier. It's great because you can meet and ...

Welcome to the site! You can call me Kafka. Wow, ten chapters! That is truly commendable. I'm a perfectionism zealot, so I can barely write a sentence without rereading it ...

Hey, Jenna! Call me Kafka. I'm glad you signed up! :) I love Harry Potter. I've read the series three times and I still can't get enough of it. I ...

Hey, Amy! Glad you came across this site. You'll find that it is addicting, somewhat maddening, and just a pinch of strange. Perfect ingredients, no? Actually, I hardly found your ...

Always pleasing to welcome a new user, yes? Some tips: -Randomness is very welcomed. -"Cliche" is not a new word on this site, don't worry. -People usually associate "poetry" with ...