Kafkaescence

You sly people. >.< You post your stuff right before review day, and then just sit back and let the reviews pile up. Gah, I keep reminding myself to do ...

So. Here I am again. Since I haven't read chapter two yet, all this is going to be based solely on what I have read thus far, meaning this and ...

I have decided to review some poetry. be honest. You have doomed yourself, my friend. What would it be What would what be? if the Earth turned not? Interesting.... If ...

I like this piece. I like the repetition, I like the voice, I like the word choice. So, good job! One thing I did not like was the fast pace. ...

You know when I last saw Hmm. I'm thinking this could be a bit better, so that it flows better with the next line. you sitting alone – how large ...

I smell nice Yes, I do. Thanks for pointing that out. Okay, so I enjoyed this, Zeela. But I'm horrible at praise. You should read some of my reviews that ...

Here I am. As requested. Before I go any more in-depth, I would just consider separating the paragraphs with a space. Since you aren't able to indent, this would make ...

Here I am, as requested! I usually prefer critiquing works on a more specific scale, but I see you've already gotten a lot of that. So I'll make an exception ...

Here's the review request, as requested. -Kafka

I'll give it a go. -Kafka

Looks like you've already got a good amount of critique already, but I'll give it a go. The Samaritan is burning. I shields shield my eyes from the flames, stumbling ...

Oh, good, I was gone for last review day, so this time I plan to do at least five.

I see the man, or perhaps sense him, as he enters my home, shovel straddled upon his wide shoulders, torch brandished before him. One cannot see the stars from my ...

I reached sleepily for the phone and put it to my ear. ‘Hello?’ I mumbled intelligently said (Sometimes "said" speaks more clearly than a mishmash of verbs and adverbs.) . ...

Chapter Two: An awakening I woke with a start. Looking up I saw my My mother, a small woman with a tiny waist and slender legs, was looming over me. ...