Kafkaescence

So sorry it's taken me this long to get to your story. I've been really busy. Anyway. Here's your review, as requested. Oh, and just a small warning: I haven't ...

Sorry about the delay. I wasn't feeling too well, and couldn't write a decent review for the life of me. The italics kind of make it a bit more difficult ...

My plump, purplish friend. The Force was with you as you wrote this. Obi-Wan would be proud. Strong in the Force, you have grown. Yet still much, you have to ...

I'll have a proper look at this for ya in the morning *yawns* Same here. Snoink reminded me of that post...Gah, I've been so busy lately. Sorry. we like to ...

Oh, Shadz. If Kafka was a mathematician, this would be a classic. With a little work, of course. I'll start with the praise. I love how you personified the three ...

The problem is that a planet from which some extraterrestrial life form would come from would have to be relatively close. From what we know, it is impossible to move ...

Kafka here, as requested. Sorry about the delay. :? Maybe I write of the pain because pain is all I feel. Maybe I put loss in words because my loss ...

While you were hiding under you rock (Rocks. They're cool.), a giant aardvark came down from the sky and sucked up all my niceness. So. Lately, my reviews have been ...

I'll have a proper look at this for ya in the morning *yawns* Same here.

Forest. I love your avatar, by the way. So. I look at you, Your shining blue eyes, Your perfect smile, Holding me under your spell. I fall to the ground, ...

Urgh. I can't see the symbols in the poem for some reason. They only show as little boxes. I have no doubt that my experience would have been oh-so-much better ...

I don't know > oidunno That^ is awesome. I'm thoroughly jealous. :D

Everyone, thanks for the awesome reviews!

*saves a spot to review later*

Let's take this stanza by stanza, shall we? Grammatical errors will be in red. Such a shy little girl am I. I didn't know love could be so conspicuous. Maybe ...