Kafkaescence

Aww, did i miss a fight? Be glad.

Kafka here. First of all, I'm glad you took a shot at describing a complex emotion. I'm not saying I think you particularly succeeded at the task (I'll expand a ...

Extinct. And slightly tan.

Um, excuse me, and what am I exactly? HUH?! HUH PUNK? Way to just gloss over the golds. So racist. I can't even look at you right now. Oh, you ...

Hear, hear.

Kafka here. The laundry isn't done, Good first line. Nice and relatable. Sometimes easy starts work better than overly descriptive ones. and you're down, I'm not sure what this is ...

Hey, Arty! Looks like you've got some pretty good reviews already, but perhaps I can offer my opinion. Let's look at each picture individually. Picture 1: Incredible. This is by ...

I think I said I was going to review this a while ago, so here I am to do just that. I'll take this stanza by stanza. I am ready, ...

Sorry about the delay. Been busy. the wash breaks from the line, Personally - and this could just be me - I'm used to "wash" being a verb, and not ...

Leaning once more against plastic cans, almost like swaying in a smoke breeze; we inflate from inside chimneys and they say it helps, but it only makes the vomit come ...

The pig lets out noxious fumes that terrify mankind and suffocate bananas! Poop goes the weasel! Your butt burns all week! END! Never! Don't forget flying squirrel monkeys and blueberry ...

Fortunately, Bob the Turnip Farmer eats it for you.

Heh heh heh. Sweetishness. I'm going for a nine.

Uh huh. The plot structure's a little confusing, but it's still a great read. Tuhbehm skis regularly.

Aw, poor Pat. We still love you.