Kafkaescence

:D

Fortunately, you hide behind a nearby giraffe.

Oops - fixed that up. Unfortunately, he rode it anyway.

Unfortunately, he had a sled.

Unfortunately, Oblivion was even more powerful when it wasn't raining.

Fortunately, he hits Oblivion upside the head with his screwdriver.

These graphs make me happy.

Fortunately, there is no toothpaste on it, so it doesn't quite kill him.

Fortunately, Time ate it. Things were simpler that way.

*adds to reading list*

Erm. You have long, dark-ish hair that covers your eyes. You're wearing a green sweatshirt.

Unfortunately, all it has is a screwdriver and a used toothbrush.

Unfortunately, time remembers it was supposed be being destroyed by oblivion.

You definitely deserved it.

Too easy, guys. I'm sure you can do better than that.