Kafkaescence

Kafka here. So, first of all, congratulations on placing first in my contest! I'll try not to make this too long, but I hope you can forgive me if I ...

For long I hoped to light her heart aflame. This would be a good starting line, except for the fact that your tense is off - this should be in ...

Unfortunately, Oblivion was immune to poison.

Don't worry, guys. This one's actually normal (no special formatting or whatever), so I won't have to post it as an attachment. Dig in. If you ask me, I'll tell ...

Will review. As soon as I'm finished with your last one... :P -Kafka

Kafka here, as requested. I was going to do an overall review on this, but I noticed some nitpicks others hadn't mentioned that I thought might be worth pointing out. ...

I meant to say - congrats on winning second! Expect a decent review soon, although it seems others have found nothing to critique. I'll see if I can find anything ...

I just realized how late this review is! I'm extremely sorry. In fact, to make up for its lateness, I'll go ahead and review something else of yours after this ...

Oh, you started posting again! Awesome! Expect a review on this hopefully soon. :D

Lava! Just thought I'd stop by. I very much enjoyed reading this poem, even though short lines don't tend to sit well with me. I may or may not come ...

Fortunately, the dead invisible giraffe falls on top of him.

Your friendly neighborhood Kafka. Now. As nearly all of the reviews you have received thus far are things like: I loved it. Don't change anything. ...I thought I might offer ...

Expect a full review on this within a few days.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO gay for Villanelles. Erm.

Finally got another poem put together. Critique appreciated.