JumpyDot

WARNING: Unexpectedly dark... Granted, but because of this you're constantly writing. Your fingers wear down to nubs of nothing but nerve endings and porcelain bone. Every thought results in unbearabl

Granted, but you get bitten by a poisonous snake and die. I wish I had the power to endue all humans with common sense.

Granted, but you get eaten by a flying sausage the exact moment after. I wish I was a good writer.

Granted, but you wish for something stupid. I wish I had a pet tiger named Hobbes.

Granted, but it's the final month you will exist. On November 30th at 11:59 PM a nearby star goes supernova, and vaporizes our solar system and everything in it. I ...

I'm still working my way through The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet , I'm trying to get through David Mitchell's bibliography before the year is over.

Granted, but you can't use it for a vehicle of any sort. I wish I viewed time all at once.

Granted, but you go to clean clogged toilets, and never see any of the fun stuff. I wish I got better grades in School.

They all use them for evil, as humans do. The one who can fly would drop puppies from high up in the air and watch them splatter, the one with ...

Edit: better to go with the flow than be executed by government. I pledge allegiance or whatever.

10/10 Amusing.

10/10 I didn't think anyone actually knew about Polka Badger...

30/60 Could use a couple more chins

8/10 I love bats. I've been obsessed with them for a long while now. I only took a point of for your blatant racism against rectangles.

2/10 Creative enough, but kind of bland to look at.