JumpyDot

Granted, but you were secretly Sleeping Beauty all along, and this is the Grimm's Fairy Tale version of events, none of that Disney fluff. I wish I would spend less ...

Granted, but like all poets you die from an extremely rare and aggressive intestinal worm. Your dying words are: I was a fraud . Sadly, everyone agrees with you and ...

Granted, but it's a rental. I wish for everything I touch to turn to gold!

Granted. You can eat frozen yogurt, but you don't, and never will. I wish I could read faster.

You dance straight off a cliff and fall into forever. I wish for a Netflix account of my very own.

Granted, but it's because we're all forcefully inducted into a hive mind. All individuality is therefore terminated. I wish for the power to remember any song that gets stuck in ...

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A dot that is jumping.

The voices in Mark David Chapman's head, while he was doing what he did.

Granted, but that's only because Vladimir Putin is forcing your teacher to do so. He has a complex plot to enslave you to the Kremlin. I wish for some Reese's.

Granted, but that's only because a solar flare crashes into our planet killing all life forever and ever amen. I wish for signed hardbacks of all of David Mitchell's novels

Granted, but your next wish is to be back in gap year and not taking college I wish for

Ok, but you go deaf, and blind, and lose your sense of smell. Good day. I wish I had infinite majesty and calm.