JoyDark

"Oh my gosh, you're a person? I though you were the backside of a prune standing upright." What should you never say to your kindergarten teacher after not seeing them ...

As laughable as Donald Trump talking off script. (Well, I think it's true.) As ghastly as...

Ombre into darkness

Your mind is full of wisdom, although this fortune cookie is not. ☺

"Untrustworthy as you are," said Daniel, sighing, "I'm out of options. I... need your help."

Apparently I’m yellow and I “make more of a difference than I realize.” Personally, I think my name is dusky red fading into blue-black, but that’s just me, I guess. ...

Necc-Man

[@Necromancer14, I get "Survivor Type" by Stephen King vibes from your horror story! If you haven't read it and you like gruesome things, read it.]

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Brainwashing and threatening. First, I'd need a lot of money. Then, eventually, I'd prove myself in politics, build a good reputation, and become president of the United States, because that's ...

Vampire movies. Because Twilight is a vampire movie, and while that stuff is extremely cheesy, it's still fun to watch and comment on. "Oh, Bella, this is terrible! Two loves; ...

I think you can guess the reason. *smiles mysteriously* hehehehe.... For real, though, it's my name backwards. With a 5 stuck in the middle for no real good reason. (I ...

The first part, with the green letters, is pretty meaningless. I was trying to come up with a signature, and that's what popped into my head. It's my first ever ...

Granted, but you get so good at dancing that everyone you meet gets really jealous, and they can't hang out with you anymore without getting bitter. So you end up ...

She sat at her desk near the window, watching the rain pour, mistaking floorboard creaks behind her for droplets. She didn't realize there was something behind her until its claws ...