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I think the Twist looks pretty noice...

I summon a jetpack that at best can move at the speed of sound, and thirty pounds of dynamite to strap on myself. If anyone shoots me down, I shall ...

What is The Twist, @Necromancer14?

"Oh my gosh, you're a person? I though you were the backside of a prune standing upright." What should you never say to your kindergarten teacher after not seeing them ...

As laughable as Donald Trump talking off script. (Well, I think it's true.) As ghastly as...

Ombre into darkness

Your mind is full of wisdom, although this fortune cookie is not. ☺

"Untrustworthy as you are," said Daniel, sighing, "I'm out of options. I... need your help."

Apparently I’m yellow and I “make more of a difference than I realize.” Personally, I think my name is dusky red fading into blue-black, but that’s just me, I guess. ...

Necc-Man

[@Necromancer14, I get "Survivor Type" by Stephen King vibes from your horror story! If you haven't read it and you like gruesome things, read it.]

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Hey @Simonsn338... how's it going? Is there a way I can spread the word of this roleplay? :D

Brainwashing and threatening. First, I'd need a lot of money. Then, eventually, I'd prove myself in politics, build a good reputation, and become president of the United States, because that's ...

Vampire movies. Because Twilight is a vampire movie, and while that stuff is extremely cheesy, it's still fun to watch and comment on. "Oh, Bella, this is terrible! Two loves; ...