Joeducktape

Awkward is still the most awkward word ever. Seriously! A word containing "wkw"? That's awkwardtastic.

Hello, my name is Kyra, and I'm angstier than I'd like to admit. ... Wait.

Ah, yes. Always a difficult decision. Well, here are the reasons where I kill one of my characters: 1) She is a wonderful, optimistic person. If she does not die, ...

I'm glad you're happy, but... keep it to yourselves? *grimaces* ~Eli Seeing people suck face in public is not my idea of a good time. ~Kyra I think it's romantic. ...

Just a joke, Kenpachi. I don't enjoy torturing my characters. Something I've learned though, is that characters should earn hell. It's good for characters to be wrong or stupid every ...

How do you answer that? Um... no. ~Eli (He's too logical.) Windows, lots of light... yes, a bright room. With a big, soft bed, and flowers in a vase, and ...

Sureal, I see your point. Free indirect is a good way of meshing the two. But including swears? I think this can be done, but only in a few exceptional ...

Tarin. ~Everybody What's black and white and read/red all over?

There was a plate of sweets. I just wanted one. Until I had it. Then I wanted the other six. *rubs stomach* ~Adolye Glad you liked them. I went through ...

DON'T SAY BAD WORDS, CHILDREN. Ahem! In literature, however, I think there's a place for it. And that's internal or external dialogue. Otherwise, it really shouldn't be used, especially in ...

Murder? *quickly leaves* ~Adolye Murder?! *salivates ~Tarin Tarin loves a good bedtime story. ~Eli And Eli loves to curl up with a good book and his coffee. ~Tarin Me too! ...

It's shiny, there's a distraction, and I'm bored. Or hungry. Which is most of the time. ~Tarin Only if they stole it from me first. ~Eyes Never. Not even in ...

Hello, my name is Tarin, and your missing china paid for my last six meals.

Stupid questions..... *scowls at you* ~Kyra When someone can't laugh at himself. ~Tarin When we run out of coffee. ~Eli Pick one: Tuxedo, gown, or coat. Why did you pick ...

I am reading Everything Is Illuminated by Johnathan Safran Foer.