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Oooooh, faults. I usually deny any existance of them when someone mentions something I've done wrong. Lets see...... I'm bitter, sarcastic, I have trouble taking a joke, I don't like ...

BINGO!

Hmmmm.... My friend Tyler might let me interview him. He's a good candidate. And everybody already knows I'm strange, so I'm not worried about that.

Immortality? I'm not sure I want that. I don't think I could bear watching the people around me die as I remain on. Living forever would kill me. Hehe.~ Jack ...

Holy Crap! I'm on FotR. So far I'm at page thirteen........ of the PROLOGUE.

I'm a girl, and I have a story written from a guy's point of view....... Any tips?

Arranged marriage? Hell... No. I'll probably never marry. I can't be romantic, I'm too... un-ladylike, sarcastic, tomboyish, busy... take your pick! Plus that involves too much paperwork and I'm prett

Erethror, I'm off to read FotR... and I think I'll do my reread of HBP after that.

To be ridden of my secret sickness.~ Simon Crady What are your hobbies?

...... Man I'm more screwed up than I thought. *runs off to apologize to about 3000 people*

Peaches. They are so lovely on a warm spring day.~ Lily Addicre

My mother... she died before I was three. My stepmother came along at seven. She was polite and elegant, but never very loving toward me. She only really cared about ...

I personally am a fan of Harry Potter. They really are great books, and I've grown with the books, so I can appreciate how the simple plot and happy characters ...

I'll do one! When's the last time you danced?

Thanks guys! Bubblewrapped, your "lurid technicolor" comment made me laugh and say "ew". I think I may just try starting out vile and then narrow it down as much as ...