Incandescence

Well, for me, it probably wouldn't matter. Er...regardless, I would probably slap her around a little bit. What would you do if you could eat battery acid?

Well, Bozo the Clown because he has a creepy laugh and a large red nose and asks, "How are you kids?" I don't know. What? Don't look at me like ...

"But it isn't blood! Really, it's ketchup!" How long would you survive if I taught your English class?

Make them my slave, which would not be hard, because they would obviously feel intellectually impotent compared to my innate genius. I don't have a question. What you do if ...

Probably nothing, considering I've been beheaded, except maybe collapse in a bloody heap on the ground and wait on someone to come clean me up. Psh...you slackers. Er... If you ...

What I do now: keep writing it and laugh at those immature enough to be offended. If you could bathe in any substance, what would it be?

:eyes narrow: "What are *you* staring at?" If a package were to show up at your door (Assuming, of course, this package can be any size), and you could make ...

"Would you like a cashew, sir?" Although...:ponders:...I suppose it's a very Lacanian idea. Mmm... Anyway, if someone offered you their philter, would you accept?

I'd try not to yawn (but not too hard), as all the little fankids sat crying.

"As if there was any doubt...psh." In the event the 6th Harry Potter book fell from a three-story building and tragically killed you, after hitting you on the head, what ...

Tie her up in my basement and then hit her with battery acid while laughing, "Muahahaha! Take that bitch!" Or, you know, slap her. What would you do if you ...

Orwellian political thinking isn't my cup of tea, per se. A lot of his predictions are extreme, and the only reason why any of them have survived is because of ...

"No! Please don't abdust me!" (I couldn't resist) If you had a 52 year old stalker, what would you say to them?

Golden light whispered through crisp leaves and quietly baptised the ground beneath them Wind whispers, and they dance in morning dew Celebrating a life long past. The children congregate and ...

Hehe. If you really wanted me to shutup, you wouldn't have responded at all.