Incandescence

So says the kid who has not read Plato or had "The Allegory of the Cave" crammed down his throat.

In theory, the best economic system would be a mercantalist Anglo-Saxon capitalism. This, of course, rarely exists, and only in small sectors of an economy. Practically, however, I would say ...

Actually, I was shocked he even said yes. I mean, considering A) I'm an asshole/narcissist, B) I'm pretty much the epitome of non-sexiness, and C) Quite a number of my ...

I didn't read this. When you post a poem, please make sure the title is grammatically sound. An intentional 'y'all' or 'ain't' I don't mind, but "A evil man" made ...

In case anyone cares to see my prom date... go to Click on Recent Events at the bottom of the page... Then click on Wilburn, the password is Grant... :smiles ...

Well, Bozo the Clown because he has a creepy laugh and a large red nose and asks, "How are you kids?" I don't know. What? Don't look at me like ...

Indeed.

"But it isn't blood! Really, it's ketchup!" How long would you survive if I taught your English class?

Qi, if you're drunk and you kill a motorcyclist who fell of his bike, you are charged with Vehicular Homocide. If you are not drunk, however, and kill them, you ...

"Yay! Emma's cute! There are some fine lookin' young people on here. Mmm Mmm! Hey, don't look at me like that! I don't mean YOUNG young just TEEN young!" Of ...

Who wants to bet this thread trickles down the Randomness forum?

Make them my slave, which would not be hard, because they would obviously feel intellectually impotent compared to my innate genius. I don't have a question. What you do if ...

Probably nothing, considering I've been beheaded, except maybe collapse in a bloody heap on the ground and wait on someone to come clean me up. Psh...you slackers. Er... If you ...

Ahem. I was originally intending on posting this in the Entertainment section, but thought (Though not very hard), about what it would encompass, and decided its intent would be better ...

Removed.