IlluminatedManuscript

"Well, in the first place that's a ridiculous question, because I'd never be in that situation. I always make sure I have a full tank. But if I was, I'd ...

Rule 42: Finish your dang vegetables. Reason: There are starving children in Ethiopia! The Truth: If you didn't eat all the food your parents prepare, they would have a moral ...

How do you fix your hair in the morning? "Well, I wash it, blow-dry it, then put it back in a ponytail so tight that it not only intimidates, it ...

((Oddly enough, Chris is already mute.)) She sat in discomfort for a moment, checked her watch, and sighed. At least she could have fun while they were all stuck here. ...

Flatfoot sneezed violently, an action that is always made considerably worse when one has a trunk. He gazed into the eyes of the giraffe doctor looming over him. Here, far ...