Ignorance

...We don’t have a dog?? Cam- who’s dog was in the house- But are we gonna brush past the fact that Patton and Remus are eating ashes and will most ...

*sigh* Fine. /Sure/, whatever.

We never said that we promised. Yeah, we just asked what had happened. Pay attention.

“Mhm. Got stuck once before, and I survived.”

“...Right. You’ll be fine.”

Janus facepalms. ...You... really aren’t- How does one burn down a house preparing a simple salad , of all things?!

...You... burnt a salad. How does one- how does one burn a salad?! ...Were you trying to cook a salad?

...You what?! But why?! Oh can it, there’s no reasonable explanation for this.

...What did you do this time? I swear, if this is like the tree incident... For the last time, that was the stranger’s fault. And what is it?

“...Well :!:. What do you want me to do about it?”

Virgil grumbled as he answered the phone. “What do you want, I was taking a nap...”

Alright, sounds good! Yes, I’m /definitely/ not okay with that. (Oh you know it bro-)

Janus tried to snatch the phone back and failed

Janus just felt... weird. He didn’t know what to do.

Janus paused at the fluttering feeling in his stomach. He carefully moved away. Huh...