Icaruss

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People betray me all the time. But then I just buy someone off, for him to betray them off. I've got a lot off money, you see. I usually end ...

Um... Bump?

Well, he was a genius. Yes. But he was a terrible writer. He created a wonderful world, but really, reading the Lord of the Rings pretty much took an attention ...

Cold. The snow fell down, softly, in my face. Cold. Cold, like the corpses of my friends, that were gunned down back in the middle of nowhere, gunned down for ...

Dear Author, Jesus-bloody-Christ, mate. Really. Look, all we ever wanted was to protect England. We're just two blokes, trying to give what we can for our country. OK. Granted, so ...

Well, yes I do. And it's fucking expensive. - Atticus Anansi. Same sex marriage? Yay, or nay?

No, no. I get it. You want your plot to be backwards, but the actual story, and narration to be forward. ... Right? I can... I can do some flowcharts, ...

Well, I did this once. And you people didn't get it. But I love non-linear stories. There was actually this one short story by... a Latinamerican author, I don't remember ...

Well, thanks for the comments. And, yeah, you probably haven't been looking enough, avidreader. There's a bunch of things with swearing, that are great in life. What I try to ...

Ahem. OK, first of all, before going into this deep, could I please, please urge you not to use CAPS when people are shouting. Ever. I mean, yes. She must ...

Tolkien was a terrible, terrible writer. I find him to be incredibly stale, and boring. But you don't have to use his style in order to do the "Create A ...

This is a really bizarre little scene I wrote up in the middle of the night, out of boredom. Nothing really happens, but I think the dialogue is pretty good, ...

I had the last post. Hoho.

Or my own Reservoir Dogs rippoff. It ain't all that great. (There is a table. And in the table there are two men: Rob and Stevie. Partners. They are in ...