Icaruss

Well... I punched Fiona, like. OK. Not a punch, like, alright, but like... It was definately a shove, but, in the face, like... Look, oyu know I'm not a violent ...

I usually have the story come first, and then add a title. Right now, I'm using the title COLORS, which each narrator's section having a color as a title. So, ...

Oy! yous 'uv reached me kun, vinnie's kun, dat is, likesay. if yous wanna rabbit ter me ma', dun she'll pick up if de feel'n is reciprocated. and dat means ...

Well, I can type really, quick. But, what's the rush, like? I take it slow. Think about what I'm saying in them papers, like, I don't just blurt out whatever ...

Pets? Wee animals, like? Who wants them? All what an animal cunt is good for is being cooked, likesay, ken? I'm not joking, I mean, I'd eat dog if they ...

Here's some more. Although this post is essencially a bump. Come on, guys, give me some feedback. I know it's kinda dirty, and the language is filthy, but you can ...

I go to parties. And drink. And talk to people. That's where I get all the stories, see?

Hi. I'm Icaruss. I'm not new, but nobody really knows me. So, here I am. Know me.

That's esencially what I do. All the time. With my work, like. I mean, this novel I'm writing. I just sat down, and thought about one phrase, and then everything ...

I search them up in Google. Most popular surnames in a given area. Easy stuff. Or just pick them up from names I know, from unknown celebrities, or something I ...

Chess? let me yabber ya summit abaht chess. ya clock, chess is for rip the bloomin' 'airs, mate. if I want war, i'll just Scapa Fla ter bleedin' ireland, and ...

Well, I dun eat vegetables. 'Cause, you see, it's all them fucking chemicals, un all. They fuck you up. The other day, like, my friend, this scrawny lookin' mutherfucker called ...

Convincing Vinnie Not To Kill A Man. He’s a motherfucker. So, what? We all go around, fuck around, and shit around. Of course, we’ll fuck each other up some times, ...

It read like something you would write in an English assignment, or your journal. It was just stale narration. Boring. And... John straightens as he tries to gather himself, puts ...

I like doing it when the reader less expects it. Its more shocking that way, and conveys some dark humour too, which is what usually is found in my work. ...