Icaruss

"I’ll just leave the phone here so you can listen to me doing what you will never have the balls to do."? He's totally gonna do her.

I know, my opinion is pretty much outweighted. But-- I just think it works better like this. Even if it is confusing, that's a good thing. For this? Of course ...

-Here, she says. I smile at her, and grab the leaves. I bring them close to my nose, and try to smell them. Then, she slaps them out of my ...

Do you think prose is easier to publish than poetry, or the other way around? Congrats on getting your poems in the school magazine! You kidding? There are literally a ...

Started this in primary. Extended about four years later. Abandoned it short after. Alternate Earth. Steampunk influences. Different kingdoms and stuff. There's monsters, but they're more like animals

One more thing: when people say that it gets confusing, and they don't know who's talking... Don't listen to them. All they have to do is see who is talking ...

Dialogue isn't real enough. I mean, really, you have to say your lines out loud and ask yourself: does anyone really speak like that? I like that you have little ...

No, seriously. If someone didn't find this funny I have lost faith in mankind. Gerald Greenwizer, the recently appointed chief editor at the New York Times agreed. “In this day ...

What about Starship Troopers? Haven't read it myself, but didn't it win a Hugo Award?

You could e-mail it to if you want. But I think you can post it here. EDIT: So, I converted the file to a .htm file, and although it had ...

It's about as long as most novels.

I just get some symbols when I open it up. D:

Of course we all want to get published. Doesn't mean we're gonna get published, though. I guess I'm just not a very optimist man, but when I write, I never ...

This was funny. Satires don't have to be obvious. I mean, there's another fictional article about Bush being gay, which stops being funny because it just gets a bit silly. ...

Just so you know, Tolkien might be a creative genius, but his writing is bad . Just flat out boring.