Howler

I, for one, think it's a little creepy to have every single thing you do recorded in a database. I can't say I liked this Jesse Schnell guy very much ...

I'll be honest; I laughed in mockery at your Hannah Montanna pen. Now, who was it that said they guessed I still looked cute? I look okay, but I don't ...

I'm male, and as straight as they come...but I'll always be in love with this guy;

I don't want to put up my current face, but recently I got back from an orthodontist appointment, and I discovered that they actually take facial pictures with no background, ...

To you, Teddy, I present an object of unspeakable value. Whenever I review a new member's first poem, I welcome them with a piece of toast. I give you my ...

I went skiing today and fell on my back. I could've gotten up, but it was a really steep hill. I just slid on my back to the bottom of ...

My Kiss shirt over a long sleeved white shirt, a pair of blue sweat pants, and my green and white hat from one of my first Disneyland trips. Also, whenever ...

Power to the flea! All hail the flea!

Geez, my own theme song...well, I've got so many to choose from, but I've gotta pick "The Extremist" by Joe Satriani. You want some lyrics? Well, there aren't any in ...

Mr. Fancypants! For the past 2-3 days, I can't stop listening to this song, and people want to kill me because since I posted it on my Facebook, they can't ...

"So, it's candy you want, eh?" *Licks 5 giant lollipops and stick them in white_shadow's hair*

I don't know how interview-worthy I am, but I want one!

*Hugs*

Good: It's an amazing car! Bad: I forgot where I parked it. Worse: I didn't forget where I parked it; the car was actually stolen. Paranoia

Good: It was adorable Bad: It did its business on the floor of the apartment. Worse: It's business used to be your lunch. A scarecrow.