Hawkie

. . . were secretly plotting to kill him on the orders of the . . .

. . . loves hip-hop, so he . . .

Who doesn't? TPBM likes scary movies.

Yes. Very much so. It's waay past my shoulders. Then again, I *am* a female, so . . . TPBM is older than me.

. . . the saurkraut god, who . . .

I just want to watch you Soar so high above me Swooping, diving, soaring Forget that I'm still watching Don't look back behind you Fly on to lands uncharted Fighting, ...

Banned for having a cute avatar too . . . wait, is that blood? O_o

Hello, teammate! Time for a serious review! :P Thanks for the one on Wolf Girl, by the way. It was extremely helpful. Okay, so here goes. Nit-picks! (My favorite part, ...

Heylo. ^^ I'm Hawkie and it looks like I'll be your first review! I'm honored. ^^ Let's get down to business, shall we? I'm going to be completely honest with ...

. . . only eat human virgins on the winter solstice when the . . .

7/10 It's cute, but it took me a few seconds to figure out what it was. :P Like mah pretteh new one?

I am not so totally going to call in for this. . . . no, seriously!

. . . pelicans that aren't really pelicans but are actually . . .

Hi there. ^^ Maya, huh? That's a pretteh name. I'm Hawkie, and I'll be reviewing you today. Overall I liked this, but I think it could use a little fixing ...

Banned for being cheesy.