Hawkie

You get a crazy squirrel. -insert coin-

:O At the bottom of the page and no reviews! Hawkie must fix. :-) First of all, I don't understand your theme very well. Is this a love song, a ...

Wow. This is like, really cool. Good job. It's always hard to review lyrics because you can't hear the music that goes with them. There's only one line that bothers ...

Don't feel bad, Demzie. Mine is Randomness too. xD

You get a history textbook. -insert coin-

You get an extension cord. -insert coin-

You get a chocolate bunny. -insert coin-

This story is meant to be bad. It is for ThornedRose's "Worst Literature" contest. In other words, this is my best attempt at writing undiluted crud. Do not read if ...

You get a bottle of rum. -insert coin-

Hi Thorn. :-)It's your faithful editor Hawks here! It was around 8:44 now, I would refrain from using "now" in the diary format whenever possible. It's really confusing. Just say ...

Welcome to YWS! First of all, let me tell you: you are a-w-e-s-o-m-e. So many credentials. Clueless newbies are fun, but experienced newbies are cool. :D Hoping to see you ...

Hi, Thorn. :-) You get my first review on the new site! By the way, I luvvv your signature quote. How true. This morning, I awoke to a terrific dream. ...

I agree with the above post. :) However, being quite the veteran of self-degrading humor, I think sometimes it could be that too. Just people making fun of themselves. Of ...

You get a jar of peanut butter. -insert coin-

You get a stack of your favorite DVDs. -insert coin-