Hattable

True @r2d2, you're either an alt of someone who knows me (and my gifs) or you just assume I use them a ton by the few you've seen so far ...

And yes, I prefer cats. TUBM is an intelligent turtle-lover.

For already using that one -_-

For having less gifs than me :P

@Rydia, sounds great, thanks. I wasn't sure how I wanted to enter the story so I decided to just wait for someone to give me an opening.

:o Who are you? :o TUBM likes Swiss cheese more than cheddar.

Nope, bores me. Just kidding, no idea what it is. Some kind of architect's amusement park? :p TUBM needs food to live.

I'm not sure, actually. I like both but my favorites are cookie dough ice cream and rainbow sherbet. TUBM has read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Yes, actually! When I was younger I got up to a blue belt in karate. TUBM loves Cheetos.

I still have no idea how to jump in, so if anyone wants to include Sir Archibald Ferris in a post, feel free to :p

For being a curse-er (as in swearing :p)

I wouldn't say I love but it's pretty good. Actually, I want some now... TUBM is a fish.

Towels don't confuse a galactic hitchhiker! TUBM hasn't read Harry Potter.

Hold up, lemme Google it :p Nerp! TUBM is following me.

You uh... you've got a cigarette (in your avatar)... Cool? Not cool, don't smoke, kids! :p