Hattable

5/30 in which a bar fight occurs. no. 5 - chunks of teeth Gibberish and jargon, headaches galore, red bleeding knuckles, a fat broken nose. Heat of a moment, fists ...

4/30 in which birds and moles are people too and fight bloody wars, as people do. no. 4 - blood of clouds and dust Bird-men chained up and stood in ...

*nudges Scar* Are you still alive?

[Title] Douglas Roads [Genre] Er... I don't know the exact genre, but... there's superheros? Not quite sci-fi, I don't think. [synopsis of your novel] Some might call Douglas Roads 'adventurous'. ...

Steve. ;) :p

3/30 in which a farm and farmer end. no. 3 - the april farm Ravaged old cabbage, torn up dead corn. Leaves of smashed pumpkins, and crops all forlorn. Big ...

#HATTWOKEUPLIKETHIIIIS kidding, nah, this took like a THOUSAND hours of dragging hattself out of bed and pulling a MOOSE SWEATER on 'cause dang it was like 72 degrees Fahrenheit what ...

2/30 in which plastic bags and careless jerks take center stage. no. 2 - squander Lost in a world and tossed to the wind, tumble and roll, down streets, to ...

1/30 for April o' first in which hatt writes about grandmas on drugs, at 1 am, and is aware that it makes little to no sense. no. 1 - golden ...

Iiii am really bad at poetry, in my opinion. Other people have told me I'm actually quite good at it/have potential if I'd just work on it some more. Thing ...

@RagingLive, you already did that before. Boo for recycled jokes!

*updates for ACCURACY 'cause the songs have changed* :D :p

LOOK, IT'S HATT AND A CAT A CAT AND HATT HOW GREAT IS THAT? aaand it's goooone

@fortis @Rosendorn I've been listening to those toooo o: