Harker

"Peter Capaldi is the best doctor."

A deceased feline. :O Because "curiosity killed the cat", in case you think that I'm a homicidal maniac.

Stick forks in electrical outlets? Great!

THIS IS THE POST WHERE I SHALL PUT THE WAITLIST, ETC.

Sometimes someone cuts me off mid--

Pizza for me, as well... @Verser. When Spark flies, Spark crashes.

@Verser: Bob. When Spark flies, Spark crashes.

BANANAS When Spark flies, Spark crashes.

My name is Max, and I'm obsessed with death.

The first book I ever read fully by myself (I was four) was the Absent Author, in the A-Z Mysteries series.

How many words can I use? (See what I did there?)

That puma detective. What was his name? ...The Pink Panther.

I probably started in third grade, when I was 9 or so. My friend had a birthday party, and I showed up early. While we waited for the guests to ...

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when

The question I ask is not if evil people exist, but consider for a moment: if they do, how do we decide who is "evil" and who isn't? There's obviously ...