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Destroy the earth's population. (Theoretically.) What would you do if Christmas didn't exist?

Once upon a time, everyone died.

My favourite film was made in Zambia.

Warning: May only be consumed by sadomasochists. And yes, that means you can eat it too.

20s, blond, temperamental. Has very black-and-white opinions; not afraid to speak his mind. Rob Russell and Megan Humphries . (Russell is a senior detective and Humphries is his junior partner.)

This was written on the spur of the moment, thinking about the characters. Thanks for posting. The first replier is DI Russell, the second DS Humphries. Q: What's your full ...

Are you sure he didn't mention it out of sheer boredom?

Before we start, we must wait one hundred minutes before you can read on. Now wait another hundred minutes. And another hundred. And another...

A twist on "Death Becomes Her", perhaps, so a romantic comedy in that sense. Or alternatively, a terrifying thriller in which the protagonist refuses to believe the revelations that she ...

A scientist or professor of some sort. That was the first thing that came to mind. Max Slater

Aliens will. Why does the battery on my PC always run out so quickly?

They do it just for kicks. Why can't I learn to drive until I'm seventeen?

Because you're the one that decided to buy it for a knockdown price. Why am I human?

Because you can't spell nauseous (joke). Why is that old man smelling of an attic?

"When you look long into the abyss, the abyss looks long into you." Freud (I think)