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A wistful urban teenage romance. The Child in the Dark

Plant

Ride the roller coaster again and again until someone bothered to find me. What would you do if you were sent a love letter from someone you didn't know?

You know you're a writer when you just have to give your novel a glowing review on Amazon. You also know you're a writer when you just see English Literature ...

Turner

A medieval adventure thriller involving a quest to discover the identity of the killer of the heir to the kingdom. The Child in the Dark

I would faint. And hope that it's only temporary. What would you do if you found yourself living in your favourite book?

You know you're a writer when you sleep-write.

You know you're a writer when you start finding an agent at the age of thirteen without even having finished your novel.

Throw myself off a cliff. Either that or get rushed to A&E and end up on a stupid NHS waiting list... What would you do if you could live your ...

Robot

You know you're a writer when you write competition judges letters screaming: "MY WORK IS BRILLIANT AND HAS TO BE FIRST PLACE," even though the rules explicitly say, "no correspondence ...

You know you're a writer when you force people to read your work even though they probably got F in GCSE English.