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A midge is a small biting, blood sucking fly like thing common on the west coast of scotland. When they bite you it hurts and itches afterwards. If you want ...

Sorry its in black and white, but thats me.

1) breakfast, not something that normally happens but i needed a bacon sandwich this morning 2) a strip of pictures showing me and my 3 bestest friends 3) my shower, ...

I'd say Midges were an evil bug.... but their mainly on the West Coast. Midges *shudders* swarms of the blasted things *stalks away muttering*

Australia is a pretty cool place. I mean, come on, the words 10 most poisons snakes are all australian, the Funnel-web spider, box jellyfish, blue rings octopus, paralysis tick and ...

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori" - for us non-lation souls, "It's a glorious thing, to die for your country" Not sure who said it though "But you can't ...

I hate being interrupted, its just rude I hate bad manners I hate people who swear non-stop because they think it's "cool" I hate writers block I hate cows (both ...

On second thoughts, I want to be a Lava Lamp

In ICT. Lad 1 (hopeless at computers) :there's loads of error messages on here, what do i do?" Lad 2 : Oh, i know what that error's for. Do you ...

I would like to come back as either a Harris Hawk or an owl of sorts. But my number one choice, if i had a choice, would be a wolf.

1) Getting woken up early by the cat (strange i know, but getting up early helps avoide writers block, for my anyway) 2) My Genesis CD 3) My dog, who ...

Yeah, that was a good bit. I saw it the other week with a friend who ended up wishing we had gone to see madagasger instead, she's not up to ...

'Fraid i did not watch it either. I watched the first one, but was disapointed with man-eating wheely bins. But i was told the climax was fairly good by two ...

I think you mean the former. QI is still right, illegal drugs are nothing to do with illegal abortions. Abortion has not been around all that long, but i still ...

By saying your a male and dont understand i meant you can't understand what a woman goes through when she's pregnant, not that you dont have a role in the ...