Flemzo

I'm such a slow reader it's not even funny. I skim read the sixth book, and it took me a week. It'll probably take a couple of days if i ...

I'm sorry to say I totally forgot that I was a member here. Don't take it personally; it's just that I've been home for less than 20 days out of ...

Hooray! Now we can crap on the floor!

Oh jeez... I saw the "Snoink's Having A Baby" thread before I saw this one. I was thoroughly confused Also, I should learn to read the whole thread before posting ...

I nearly made it the whole day... I had to participate in a class discussion about the Great Gatsby, because they were drawing conclusions that were inconsistent with the book ...

Just wondering if anyone else has heard about this. It's a national event where people of all ages and backgrounds refuse to talk from 5 AM to 5 PM to ...

I totally want to see Stranger Than Fiction... I guess I'll add it to my NetFlix List

I was actually tempted to do a piece by him for speech, but his style of humor, like mine, is really subtle, and if I would've done Kurt, I would've ...

Did anyone catch the latest episode of NCIS? If you missed it, you really missed out on a great episode! Agent McGee writes crime novels on the side, and while ...

As you may or may not have noticed, I've been absent for about, oh, the last 40 days or so. I gave up the internet for Lent, and it was ...

I get "Adam Sandler" most often.... I don't see it, but apparently it's there.

I love being a dork, I think these pictures show that off the best. marching band picture. I'm wearing the costume we wore for our drumline feature. the whistle in ...

I turn 18 in 2008, well before the election. I really don't care who's running. If Obama is, I'm voting for him. I'll vote for anyone but Hillary, really...

This goes to prove two things: I'm bad at exploring sites, and I'm too addicted to Sudoku to do anything else :P So I guess this means ignore this post, ...

And I'm too lazy to find my own :P Back on another website I joined, I had a pretty cool avatar that had a little Jesus on a saltine with ...