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Wow... hilarious. And the YouTube video with it, amazing. Homophones are tricky ("buy" for "by" in "by some now"), but it was well written, and I laughed.

I started reading this, got to this line: BRADLEY Since you’re older, you’ll die first. ... and literally LOL'd. I used this line in first grade on a girl I ...

I'll admit: I laughed. The only thing that distracted me were some homophone problems (like "here" instead of "hear" in the last line of Jamie's). I liked it, good job.

I turn 18 in 2008, well before the election. I really don't care who's running. If Obama is, I'm voting for him. I'll vote for anyone but Hillary, really...

I like the switching between the past and the present. Such a sad story, too. The one place that kind of tripped me up when reading it: It seemed like ...

So I've had this idea for a book. My whole point I want to make is that actions have consequences, and sometimes one bad choice can spiral a life out ...

For Christmas, over half of my presents were books by Dean Koontz, possibly my all-time favourite author. So the only logical thing to do was to read as many of ...

How do you know this is a poem to God and not the author's actual father? I assumed because the word "Father" is capitalized throughout the poem. But, as always, ...

Stop it you guys. The poem my sound boring, but it is good. It talks about an experiance many of us can relate to. While this is true, many MORE ...

Don't mind the dedication; it's totally an inside joke. Also, this is my first official attempt at a poem, so feel free to rip me apart in order for me ...

This goes to prove two things: I'm bad at exploring sites, and I'm too addicted to Sudoku to do anything else :P So I guess this means ignore this post, ...

And I'm too lazy to find my own :P Back on another website I joined, I had a pretty cool avatar that had a little Jesus on a saltine with ...

Sad story, but a good story. And like Snoink said, mention that she started smoking. It seems like the cancer just comes out of nowhere. Also, I think a little ...

The saying is true here: truth is stranger than ficiton. I enjoyed this. Whatever critiquing I could've done was already done by Claudette, so there's no point in being redundant. ...

So, a little background: we had to write a story about a kingdom named Worthingtonia, which is really my hometown with "-ia" added to the end of it to make ...