Flemzo

Granted, but now you're better than everyone else, so they hate you. I wish for the evilest, most horrific thing to happen to me.

Granted, but no one really cares about physics, anyway... I wish they would reverse the decision and make Stewy homecoming king, because he deserves it way more.

It's the hottest thing to ever happen to the world. The Partnership for a Drug-Free America is even considering doing a "My Anti-Drug" commercial on the topic*! What could this ...

Nice... I'll be at North Dakota State University for a choir festival. Hopefully the intro works this time, though!

No caps. No rhythm I can notice. And this definitely looks like an email forward. All that's missing is the "Pass this to 30 of your friends or else a ...

Pretty good. It kind of falls into that "pity me" category a little bit, especially toward the end, but over all it's pretty good. See me real Or see me ...

The rules for this essay are simple: choose one of the three topics on the website, and write an essay on it, no longer than 500 words (not including intro ...

Thing was, I was always looking for ways to participate, because I've never really been a part of the experiments (except for the one time that I had to smell ...

I think there was a contest... Is this part of it? This, as well as another piece, inspired Alianna's (not sure of spelling) contest. I've really been on a kick ...

An unearthly calm has settled on the land. The joyous sounds of the woods have ceased: The birds do not sing, the leaves do not dance, The air has the ...

Pretty good, I would say. Death has been written about since the beginning of time, but this put a slightly creepy twist to such an old topic. First thing I ...

I can definitely see what you're trying to say here, and I'm sure others will see it if they just concentrate on it a little bit. Once you see it, ...

Even though it was a very traumatizing experience for me, I feel it's probably the greatest story ever told concerning my life. And like all amazing things, it happened during ...

It can't be... there are four sixes, so any evil in each six cancels out, leaving a very neutral number.

Ah, yes, Halo 3. A few of my classmates didn't come to school today, which is ironically they day after the midnight release of the game. I don't think any ...