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Teacher: Where is your homework? Kid: I need to use the restroom. Teacher: go ahead. *kid goes to the rest room and escapes through the window.*

Fall down and pretend to be dead so he wouldn't shoot me. What would you do if a wolf came at you?

She was hungry

I have been in this prison for six months, and I am still here, does that answer your question? ~ Beth Same as beth, again. ~ susan How long to ...

mud, so he mixed it with some....

> uh....There is no tag, the people who prisoned us just gave them to us. ~ Beth Same as what beth said. ~ Susan What emotion do you have most ...

The fantastic miracle of escape winning plans that help people live life and happiness of their mothers and Fathers and sisters, and brothers. ~ Beth Book of shorty storys ~ ...

Love? I would first need freedom before love. ~ Beth What love bestows here? Otherwise, I would do almost anything. ~ Susan How much would you sacrifice for your freedom?

I like the sound of that, I can't say if it is fantasy or not though. But, I don't think I would pick up that book in the store. Inner ...

I am a prisoner, and I think I would sacrifice everything except for Susan, she is my only real family. ~ Beth I don't think I have anything to sacrifice, ...

I think it is fine, however, I have been locked up too long so I can't say on modern technology. ~ Beth I don't know. ~ Susan Are you in ...

Mom: Why didn't you do your homework? Kid: I forgot. Mom: HOW COULD YOU FORGET?! YOUR MENTOR EMAILED YOU EVERYDAY REMINDING YOU! Kid: Mom, you FORGOT to renew my email! ...

On Kel ~Winter No one ~Lawrence On Kel ~Chelane No one ~Kel If you had to choose between the death of your best friend or the person you loved, who ...

Once upon a time, The end!

My fave is "Oh my god! Did I kill you? She almost fell asleep, a firework went up in the air and fell, it caught the forest on fire! (What ...