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Christopher Paolini. His writing is so vomit-worthy, it's not even worth vomiting over, if that makes any sense.

The only automated ones are the Greeters. They're the ones in blue. Kidding, kidding! Er. Mostly. They do greet an awful lot of people; I guess it becomes habit after ...

Do I get to dress up as a flapper?

They just seem so innocent at first, you know? Just a few pages... then a few chapters... but then it turns into your own library, and you're dealing to friends ...

The happiest of birthdays to you, sir!

Thanks, both of you! I think you're missing the point with the periods. Unfortunately, YWS doesn't allow for any real formatting, and this is the closest I can come. They ...

it’s not like either of us was unrequited— ........... —I should say imparlibidinous— more that we couldn’t agree on whose arms went where, and how to braid our four legs ...

Actually, the quote is "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you," and it's from Nietzsche. ;) Some of my favorites: "A poet's work ...

Breath.

Oh, I love this book! It's wonderfully written. I haven't read it in a while; once I'm done with my current crop of, um, about seven books, I'll have to ...

This is horrifying. If you want anyone to take you seriously, pay attention to grammatical conventions--such as spelling, capitalization, punctuation, and basic grammar. Also, the entire content of th

I have to say, I'm intrigued by the format of this poem. It can actually be read as three different poems! The odd lines (or first column, as it were), ...

Demeter already pointed out that this could just as easily go into the Lyrics section, so I'll skip that. ;) As to the poem itself, well--it's got its own fey ...

once upon a time we told each other a story ........................ in which street-lights were infallible. I remember it ............ so clearly because the air smelled like cardamom, ............ .

One thing I like about your style is that you sometimes create a sort of emotional wind tunnel, the reader buffeted by both discomfort and fascination. This is a good ...