Explosive_Pen

I learned simple words at age four. I was a slow developer. In the first grade, at age six, I was the only one in the class who couldn't read. ...

Ninja vs. Stephen King Stephen King uses his epic writing ability to scare the crap out of the ninja. The ninja runs away screaming and crying for his mommy. Winner: ...

Neil vs. God Since God is all-powerful, he unleashes a storm of rage and fury unto Neil, who uses his toy food to give God really bad gas. However, God ...

Haha, Emily. Your crush on Neil is getting a bit old, though. He is waaaaaay too skinny; like, if the wind blows hard enough, his bones would break. Anyways: Indiana ...

Hahaha. This'll be interesting. Dumbledore vs. Snoink Snoink does a wild pig call and suddenly, an army of little porkers cause a stampede and trample Dumbledore. Winner: Snoink Round 18: ...

Dumbledore vs. Britney Spears Spears starts singing extremely bad pop music and executing potentially harmful dance moves. Dumbledore becomes thoroughly annoyed and bites Spears's head off. Winner: Du

xD This is happening waaaaaay too much.

Manson vs Monroe Manson is completely fixated by Monroe, staring deeply into her eyes. Monroe pulls out a machete and hacks Manson's head off, grinning evily. Winner: Marylin Monroe Round ...

(I would assume so.) Alice Cooper vs. The Wizard of Oz The wizard adjusts his pointy hat, just as the sun glints off of the yellow brick road, blinding him. ...

Haha, I know! But Alice Cooper is amazing, thus the next poster must write a battle involving him.

OMFG the Beatles!!!!! Elton John vs. The BEATLES

I know! Next poster, do your worst!

xD At least the same people battle in both of ours, haha.

Oh, this is hard. Elton John is epic though, and so I must pick him. Harry vs. Elton Elton John is rocking out, singing Benny and the Jets, when suddenly, ...

Vader vs. Harry Potter Vader has his light saber ready as he faces down Harry, armed with his wand. "Hocus Pocus!" Harry screams, pointing the wand at Vader. Suddenly, Vader's ...