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Dumbledore vs. Britney Spears Spears starts singing extremely bad pop music and executing potentially harmful dance moves. Dumbledore becomes thoroughly annoyed and bites Spears's head off. Winner: Du

Elderly

xD This is happening waaaaaay too much.

Manson vs Monroe Manson is completely fixated by Monroe, staring deeply into her eyes. Monroe pulls out a machete and hacks Manson's head off, grinning evily. Winner: Marylin Monroe Round ...

(I would assume so.) Alice Cooper vs. The Wizard of Oz The wizard adjusts his pointy hat, just as the sun glints off of the yellow brick road, blinding him. ...

Haha, I know! But Alice Cooper is amazing, thus the next poster must write a battle involving him.

OMFG the Beatles!!!!! Elton John vs. The BEATLES

the Quaker Oats Dude

I know! Next poster, do your worst!

xD At least the same people battle in both of ours, haha.

Oh, this is hard. Elton John is epic though, and so I must pick him. Harry vs. Elton Elton John is rocking out, singing Benny and the Jets, when suddenly, ...

Vader vs. Harry Potter Vader has his light saber ready as he faces down Harry, armed with his wand. "Hocus Pocus!" Harry screams, pointing the wand at Vader. Suddenly, Vader's ...

Vader vs. Harry Potter Vader has his light saber ready as he faces down Harry, armed with his wand. "Hocus Pocus!" Harry screams, pointing the wand at Vader. Suddenly, Vader's ...

Hungry

(Haha, this is epic.) Nate vs. Edward Icky Cullen Nate, armed with his ever-present pen and chimp army, stands ready as Edward Cullen, armed with sexiness and over-protectiveness saunters into ...