Explosive_Pen

Ninja vs. Stephen King Stephen King uses his epic writing ability to scare the crap out of the ninja. The ninja runs away screaming and crying for his mommy. Winner: ...

Haha, Twin. I fixed it. But gasp! You spelled "usual" wrong! One l, not two! Tsk tsk. xD But you know I love ya, and yes, you should feel very ...

Hi! Wow, I could barely find anything wrong here but, being my OCD self, I did: You knew was I was thinking, and squeezed my hand. This should be: "You ...

A/N: So this a poem I wrote for my best friend (*ahem* fluteluvr77). Go and tell her how epically amazing she is. :D Now, onto the poem: We bonded over ...

Hi there anti-pop! Nitpicks: But boy , did that man beat the ever - loving crap out of me. I swear , my backside must’ve been bright red for the ...

Woah, is all I can say. The title was eye-catching, hah. Now, of course I wouldn't know about the full truth of that statement, but in the sense that people ...

Ooh! I used to play the viola, but unfortunately, I had to quit. :( Anyways, you get a cookie. *Inserts coin*

You get to teach me how to play the piano. *Inserts coin*

You get a first-edition copy of your favorite novel. *Inserts coin*

You get a pet crocodile. :D *Inserts coin*

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Neil vs. God Since God is all-powerful, he unleashes a storm of rage and fury unto Neil, who uses his toy food to give God really bad gas. However, God ...

Haha, Emily. Your crush on Neil is getting a bit old, though. He is waaaaaay too skinny; like, if the wind blows hard enough, his bones would break. Anyways: Indiana ...

Twin!!! You got featured again?!?!?! Unfair, but congrats!!! :D This was reallllly good!! jumelle

Hahaha. This'll be interesting. Dumbledore vs. Snoink Snoink does a wild pig call and suddenly, an army of little porkers cause a stampede and trample Dumbledore. Winner: Snoink Round 18: ...