EloquentDragon

I have never been able to understand my fellow knight’s silly obsession with fair maidens. Until I saw her. She was standing in the boxes, which were reserved for the ...

Banned for not banning her for speaking French. Espanol es muy facil. Yo no se por que todos ustedes no se hablan. Por que no? Espanol viva por eternidad.

Banned for being in an asylum.

Banned for not having the stupid cat IN the bathtub!!!

Chapter 2 Opal Charen and I aren't the only ones who live on the moon. There are other moon people, of course. It's just I've always wondered if there were ...

Banned for having unrelated blog entries.

This was written by my younger brother, and is, (as you can see from the title) an incredibly long, 100 word+, two sentence, story. Enjoy! 1. Mark opened the gigantic ...

I've never actually experianced writer's block, so I have no idea how you poor peeople feel. There is such a wealth of information out there, don't be afraid to write ...

Wolves as Predators/Cheap Plot Devices: Ah, the wolf attack in the forest, one of the only cliches that I think truly deserves to die in a hole (or be torn ...

So I noticed a few things that are not exactly correct, but since it is for the most part completely accurate, I won't comment. It helps to go and read ...

He took a deep breath and relaxed his muscles in preparation for what he must do. He pulled a round, lead ball from his pouch and held it between his ...

Banned for not having an Alice-In-Wonderland themed avatar. (nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.)

Oh yeah Smart One? O Great User of YWS? O Mighty Warrior of the Post? Banned for posting 857+ times! (P.S., some of us writers actually WRITE, as opposed to ...

Banned for stealing Peter Pan's address.

I’m new here and no, I won’t be following your rules. Now if I were you I’d be running along now. Strange things happen at night in Dagwood.” This is ...