EloquentDragon

Banned for having a pathetic ban. (nothing personal, you were just the most recent post-er.)

Banned for being...odd.

Salter shook his head. "Good thing ye came back Turtle, this forty-pound highland goat was about to chew me ear off." The girl spat and continued her spanish rantings. She ...

Banned b/c we're online when we're supposed to be doing school...(most of us, anyway)

Banned because I can't ban you for anything that you havn't been banned for already! For that matter, banned for being in chat.

Well, Google is my friend. I searched and discovered that the story is over 50 years old (it was written between 1909 and 1923) and thus is in the public ...

Banned for trying to get me to click on the links...I shall resist!

Banned because she's been banned for that at least six times now.

Yeah, I want to twist it around a LOT. But this story has had several (okay, lots) of movie remakes over the last 50 years. Is it still uncopyrighted? Or ...

Spamming....

How Do You Take A 100 Year old story and rewrite it, but minus the plagarism? (I am thinking of doing a now very popular story from 1902, but I ...

Banned because your dates do not respectively match up your locations/eras.

Banned for thinking that diamonds taste funny. (They're a treat to us dragons.) P.S. Kein du bist nicht!

Banned because I'm not sure what your pic. is supposed to signify...

READERS: Spoiler Warning! The first thing I thought when I looked at this was that more people would comment if you posted this in smaller segments, then I finished reading ...