Ellyphant

Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river ...

I always thought that guys in speedos wore cups also.

Isn't that something that old lady's stop having?

I wanna sex you up in your pants. Like a boy in your pants. Candy shop in your pants. Hard in your pants. How do you want it in your ...

I'm Elly... 'nough said

Smack That=Akon buy you a drank=T-pain I'm in Miami Trick=LMFAO Lol you should see me dancing right now...yes, I can dance and type at the same time. I'm awesome like ...

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Oh! Ha, duh! And by the way, you get kudos for being the fastest reply that I have ever gotten...*kudos-flowers-kudos-confetti*

Okay, so I have this little figure that shows up and then disappears behind the webpage every time YWS loads...and this little figure is Curious George holding on to three ...

Elly's back?!? Where? *snickers* *tackles Kam-kam* *Licks Hope*

...*deepvoice* I'm back...Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *chokes*

*falls over laughing* I have no idea! How come girls aren't scared to make moves but guys shy away? Shouldn't it be vice versa?

...what kind of bread do you eat?

...Black... Do you know why I said black when that question didn't require it?

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